(Source: dragonklaw82)

What Hannibal’s really thinking (Inside cannibal joke edition)

Bonus:

biddie5:

waffleguppies:

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

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In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

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Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

great stuff :D

Makes me want to find the post about the science wizards and the muggleborn students at Hogwarts again

interesting perspecitve

orgasmaddict69:

You know when you read a fanfic so good, but so good, that it makes you ship the ship even more, that changes your perspective of your ship and makes you stop to think about things while you cry

droqo:

"Kings" + Final Words

droqo:

"Kings" + Final Words

allthecumberladies:


Gay bar scene


#JOHN STARING INTENTLY AT THE EJACULATING DICK IN SHERLOCKS HAND

allthecumberladies:

Gay bar scene

#JOHN STARING INTENTLY AT THE EJACULATING DICK IN SHERLOCKS HAND

(Source: cumberbum)

petiteluz:

NEED to go back.

  1. Camera: Kodak Easyshare C633 Zoom Digital Camera
  2. Aperture: f/3
  3. Exposure: 1/533th
  4. Focal Length: 7mm
wereweroam:

ellidfics:

historicallyaccuratesteve:

wintesoldieriscoming:

thecryogeniccaptain:

Captain American’s military awards - 
Combat Infantryman Badge
Parachutist Badge
Purple Heart 
American Defense Service Medal
Presidential Unit Citation

The parachute badge made me laugh.


Plus his captain’s bars (on the epaulets), and the SSR pins (on the lapels).
(Also, can high-waisted slacks on men please make a comeback, because damn son.)

Also, note that the Purple Heart has an oak leaf, which means he’s been wounded several times.

Reblogging for all of the above reasons

wereweroam:

ellidfics:

historicallyaccuratesteve:

wintesoldieriscoming:

thecryogeniccaptain:

Captain American’s military awards - 

Combat Infantryman Badge

Parachutist Badge

Purple Heart 

American Defense Service Medal

Presidential Unit Citation

The parachute badge made me laugh.

Plus his captain’s bars (on the epaulets), and the SSR pins (on the lapels).

(Also, can high-waisted slacks on men please make a comeback, because damn son.)

Also, note that the Purple Heart has an oak leaf, which means he’s been wounded several times.

Reblogging for all of the above reasons