The best thing about knowing that Walt Whitman and Oscar Wilde had sex is you know they must have had the best, most on-rhyme, emotionally evocative sexy-talk of all time.
Wilde probably seduced Whitman with adjectives, and Whitman wrote a free-verse poem about Wilde’s sweet round ass
from The Adventure of the Blanched Soldier
But actually though. Grool.
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off